Hi there, I’m Jeremy the self-proclaimed “David Attenborough of backyard lizards” (except I narrate everything in a Texan accent and trip over garden hoses a lot).

I founded OnlyAnole.com because, frankly, someone needed to give these scaly little fence ninjas the fame they deserve. While most people are out photographing majestic lions or dramatic sunsets, I’m the weirdo crouching in my bushes, whispering, “Show me that dewlap, buddy.”

My hobbies include:

• Convincing anoles to strike dramatic poses by making tiny motivational speeches.
• Naming the same lizard “Steve” five times because I keep forgetting who’s who.
• Pretending I’m on a National Geographic special whenever one blinks at me.

My mission? To capture the glamour shots of lizards that the world never asked for but absolutely needed. Some people collect stamps. I collect photographs of lizards giving me side-eye.

So welcome to OnlyAnole.com part wildlife photography, part comedy, and 100% unapologetically obsessed with these tiny reptilian overlords.